Dad 1
Have you done a poop? Have you done a little poop? You haven't done a poop. No poop? No haven't done a poop. No, you haven't done a poop.
Dad 2
She hasn't done a poop. It would be good if they could just tell us.
Dad 1
It would be.You're doing the talking thing?
Dad 2
Doing the talking thing. I'm trying to get her to know the word poop. I think that's fairly key.
Dad 1
Yeah, poop is a good one. Do a lot of poop. Doing a lot of poop. Doing a lot of poop?
Dad 2
Doing a lot of poop.
Dad 1
A lot of poop. Yeah.
Dad 2
Runny poop?
Dad 1
Runny poop. Runny poop.
Dad 2
Yeah.I was in the car with her the other day and she did one of was runny ones that just shot up her back.
Dad 1
Straight up?
Dad 2
Straight up, yeah. So we've got to sell that car. Yeah.
Dad 1
Yeah remind me never to buy a car off you!
Dad 2
I will yeah.
Dad 1
We got a little warning system though, you know on the changing mat, as soon as the nappies off, you just get that 'phoo' noise. It's like that 'phoo'. When you've heard that, you've got like, one, one and a half seconds to dodge, because it's coming. It's coming at you. Caught it there, caught one in the chest. It'll happen to you once, Yeah… But you get quicker then.Yeah. You learn to be quicker.
Dad 2
The look that they give yo uwhen they're doing it.
Dad 1
Oh yeah, yeah.
Dad 2
What's yours do?
Dad 1
Mine kind of just will be chatting and just… And then back in the room.
Dad 2
Oh, quite spaced out?
Dad 1
Yeah. Yeah.
Dad 2
Mine, well both of mine actually, they lock eyes.
Dad 1
Ohh…
Dad 2
They go like the colour of your shirt and they just look at you like.
Dad 1
Oh that's like, ohh yeah, feels like they're challenging you, oh… And is that for like a big one, you get those big ones are like, somebody's come in, taken off my daughter's nappy and done like a poo in it, like a man, has done a poo in it. Yeah. And then put it back on. Poor little thing. My beautiful child, because it's like…
Dad 2
Like an elephants trunk one.
Dad 1
Yeah, how did you do that. I don't know, I just don't know how you do it. It's as big as you are kid. Yeah. Yeah. We don't need any of that, just…
Both (alternating)
Just say, just say poop. Just say poop. Just say poop kids. Just say poop. Poop. Poo. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poop. Poo.
If you find yourself meeting another parent for the first time, there's bound to be at least one piece of common ground - these dads have found it, their babies' bodily functions.
